I’ve answered every question that has ever entered my ask box, and until recently never had a problem with anons, when those two dumbass questions the person sent came in two days ago. The second question actually came in while I was in the middle of typing a response to the first. The person probably thought since I didn’t respond within five minutes I was ignoring them. However, they stopped sending me shit after I responded to both, guess their Mother told them it was past their bedtime. Anyway, I pretty much shrugged it off, and there’s no real point to this post other than saying you can no longer ask questions anonymously. Not that this is some super popular blog that gets a lot of questions, but that was too much stupidity for my mind to handle. I guess while I’m actual typing something, for once, I do little FAQ type thing:

• THAT IS NOT ME IN THE PROFILE PIC! It is a picture of a model named Shay Maria. Just like those fuckyeahsoandso blogs the person in the profile pic is not me.  Even though I love photography, I hate being in pictures so you will never see me in that tiny square on your dash. And, I don’t plan on changing the Shay pic ever, because, next to the portrait of Rosario Dawson with brass knuckles, that’s my favorite picture and would like to see it everytime I come on here.
• Along the same lines as the first point: I am a guy. Please don’t flirt with the picture of Shay Maria, receiving messages from dudes saying, “Your Hello Kitty hat is dope” with smiley faced emoticons is awkward for me. (Something that never crossed my mind when I picked that image). And I will embarrass you by sharing the incident with my followers. Nothing personal, it’s just that after I get over the awkwardness I find the situation to be hilarious. With that being said, Ladies please feel free to flirt with me  ……or more likely Shay Maria. (Just in case I have to say, that’s not me either. It’s Matthew Gray Gubler and the gif was taken from here).

Now that that is said and done I’ll go back to being your mostly voiceless blog. Who updates in random spurts because he’s too lazy to update daily. Until next time…